Fat, funny and (fairly) fabulous

I Would Describe Myself As

Okay here goes, I thought I'd try something different and come right out and say it. I am fat. ... BBW seems to be such an over-used euphemism, why beat around the bush? I am fat, so I fit the Big part. And if you don't appreciate a woman built like the Venus of Willendorf (look it up if you don't know) then you won't find me beautiful. Woman - definitely. 'Nuff said.
Moving on to more important things...

I'm smart, funny, irreverant, sensual and passionate, with a (mostly) glass-half-full attitude towards life. Oft-times sarcastic, but I try never to be cruel.

I'd love to find a like-minded man who is interested in something more than a fling or one night stand.

Likes include (but are not limited to): dining out, reading, movies, road trips, music. Snuggling in front of a roaring fire with a glass of wine (or hot chocolate) also earns high marks.
I'm looking for someone safe, sane (safe, sane and consensual are words to live by... literally) and stable, who knows what he wants out of life and is attracted to my bountiful body. Someone who also knows how to relax and kick back at the end of a long day and who understands that sometimes a firm hand is called for. Extra brownie points if you like to cook, especially brownies. :-) Must be honest, loyal and understand the importance of friends and family. Nice guys and incurable romantics finish first with me.

I'm 5'11, brown hair and eyes, with a pretty face and a great smile. Single, no kids, owned by 2 cats. I have a picture that I am happy to share if you will return the favor.

Any ethnicity is fine. Target age range is 35-50, but there's some wiggle room there if we're a good match. No wives, stds or heavy drinkers.

Sign

Virgo

My Body Type Is

Big And Beautiful

My Height Is

5' 11 (1.8 m)

My Eyes Are

Brown

My Ethnicity Is

African American, Caucasian

My Marital Situation Is

Never Married

I Have Kids

No

I Want Kids

Not Sure

My Best Feature Is

Eyes

My Hair Is

Brown

I Have One Or More Of These

Cat

Willing To Relocate

No

My Education Level Is

Some College

My Current Employment Status Is

Full-time

My Speciality Is

Medical / Health

My Job Title Is

Customer Svc Documentation Specialist

I Make This Much In A Year

$30,000USD To $44,999USD

I Live

Alone

At Home

All Is Calm

I'm A Smoker

No

I Drink

Yes - Socially

Back In High School, I Was A

Brain

My Social Behavior Is

Shy

My Interest And Hobbies Are

Reading, Music, Movies, Family

My Idea Of A Great Time Is

Hanging Out With Friends, Staying At Home, The Movies, Relaxing, Reading A Book, Going To A Concert

My Friends Describe Me As Being

Friendly, Cool, Perfect

My Religion Is

Spiritual But Not Religious

I Attend Services

Never

My Political Views Are

Liberal

My Kind Of Humor Is

Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly

On Tv, I Always Watch

Documentaries, Situation Comedies, Movies

When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A

Comedy, Romance

When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To

Metal, Pop

When I Read, I Always Read

Auto-biography, Fantasy, Fiction

What Do You Find Attractive?

Intelligence, Humor, Empathy, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Power, Wit, Thoughtfullness

What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking?

Friend, Date, Intimate, Committed